Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Oh Crap*

A friend of mine suggested today that the little things we are doing now could very well be God's way of preparing us for the great things we will do in the future. I pretty much just stepped in dog poop today, so I'm kind of hoping she's wrong.

*third part in the ongoing series, "Posts with Crap in the Title"

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Entry in an Ever-Growing List

Colgate flouride toothpaste
Baking soda and peroxide
In my right eye,
Hurts like hell.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Elmo Whisper in My Ear...

"Elmo, nothing is beyond you,
So let those good thoughts fill your head.
You are furry, proud and red."


Thursday, December 07, 2006

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Jujube

How lovely are your Brach's. I mean, Heide.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

These make great ornaments for little Christmas trees. I'll show you some time.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Of course I'm excited.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Write Your Own Caption?

I think this sign is missing a comma.