Oh Crap*

A friend of mine suggested today that the little things we are doing now could very well be God's way of preparing us for the great things we will do in the future. I pretty much just stepped in dog poop today, so I'm kind of hoping she's wrong.

*third part in the ongoing series, "Posts with Crap in the Title"

Entry in an Ever-Growing List

Colgate flouride toothpaste
Baking soda and peroxide
Whitening
Gel,
In my right eye,
Hurts like hell.

Elmo Whisper in My Ear...

"Elmo, nothing is beyond you,
So let those good thoughts fill your head.
You are furry, proud and red."

Amen.

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Jujube

How lovely are your Brach's. I mean, Heide.

These make great ornaments for little Christmas trees. I'll show you some time.

Of course I'm excited.

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I think this sign is missing a comma.