Leaving Work at the Office

According to AP style, the correct abbreviation for electronic mail is "e-mail," and this is a "Web site."

Amazing Tattoo Idea #4

An angry goat-like creature whipping an email account that timed out and lost a very long email in progress. The whole thing would be on fire, only the goatman would be unharmed, as would his whip. But, to clarify, it would be a fiery whip made out of chain link. Also, there'd be a kid on the other deltoid popping bubble wrap, just to make the scene painful and annoying. Bonus suggestion: have the goat thing also be kicking the email account with its cloven hooves.

Note to Self # 2

Don't write poems after 10.

p.s. Don't write poems.

This Calls for a Dirty Limerick

I Once Knew a Girl in Marysville

I once knew a girl in Marysville
Who could walk the ridge of an old mill.
She went up for the view,
But she hadn’t a clue
That the workers saw more than her skill.

"I Knew a Girl in Marysville"

Today's word of the day: ridgepole

Definition: (noun) A horizontal beam at the ridge of a roof to which the rafters are attached.

Synonyms: rooftree, ridge

Usage: I knew a girl in Marysville who could walk the ridgepole of a roof.

I know this is a poem, but I'm not sure how it should go exactly.

"I knew a girl in Marysville
who could walk the ridgepole
of a roof."

"I knew a girl
in Marysville
who could walk
the ridgepole of a roof."

"I knew a girl in Marysville who
could walk the ridgepole of
a roof."

Something to think about, innit?
Sorry about all this, but I can explain...
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Current music: Lily Allen