Thursday, January 31, 2008

Maybe China Took My Camera

Good thing I ate a fortune cookie this morning.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Recommended Reading, List

My name isn't Dan Liebert, so I didn't write this.

Read it. Learn to laugh again. Be melodramatic. Stop telling people what to do.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Thirteenth Part of a Twenty-Six Part Series

Part Fourteen*:


"M" stands for malaise, which means "a vague feeling of physical discomfort or of uneasiness." Sadly, it could be mistaken for either "Malaise," which means "someone who struggles to group words into sentences" or "magaise," which means "an ironic thing to call someone who insists on calling other people 'gay' even when unprovoked." To avoid confusion, it is best not to write in a public forum if your name is Malaise or if you are magaise.

*knock on wood

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Apparently, this is a Cleaver Comment

"Be not an idiot."

It's a riddle... I guess.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008


1 entry found.

Main entry: sweeps

pl. n.
Not short for "sweepstakes." <if your name is Chetan, don't email me about "this sweeps where you can win something awesome," because "sweeps" is not short for "sweepstakes.">