Monday, November 15, 2004

I think that this is the best drawing ever, except, if you look carefully, Shre der's left arm is a little bit longer than his right (your left). If you don't look too carefully they are the same length, as my previous sentence's structure implies.

Rocky and/or Bullwinkle

Something that has been weighing heavily on my mind these last couple of weeks: not this:

Everyone knows that there honestly really actually is such a thing as the existence of truly real flying squirrels. But what the heck is a Bullwinkle? There is no such thing as a Bullwinkle, except in that stupid cartoon, "Rocky and Bullwinkle, or... Why the Heck Am I Watching TV on Saturday When I Could be Asleep and/or Outside." And don't start sentences with and, or tell me that Bullwinkle is a Moose, because moose is not a proper name. I mean, IF Bullwinkle is a moose, and that is a pretty big if, unlike the last if or the one after that, then riddle me this: where is the dewlap?

Rule number one in claiming that something is and/or be a moose: Always account for the dewlap.

The above story is my story and I'm sticking to the aforementioned story.

Friday, November 12, 2004

I wonder if the artist had any sense of satisfaction with this work when it was finally complete. Further analysis to come.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Other than the part labeled "soup," I think I beat all of these guys in a Final Fantasy game once.
P.S. I am not racist, nor am I ethnocentric, so get out of my kitchen all you angry college freshmen! And get off of my earth dang Chinese!

The Question Mark Deserves Its Own Key

so i was totally readin this grrls blog and she wuz like wut RU doin and i wuz all like o nothin just readin ur blog and she wuz like kk ttyl :)
(and) That was when I decided that I hate grrls in general. Girls are cool, but grrls have just got to go. Also, hate is a strong word.

k luv ya!
dc with the tg in the nn

Saturday, November 06, 2004

Have you ever laughed so hard that milk came out of your nose?

That happened to me the other day. It kind of sucks because it stings and because I can think of a thousand better uses for milk than shooting it through your nasal cavity and all over your new dress. Dress shoes that is. I am a guy so I don't wear dresses. Not that there is anything wrong with a guy wearing dresses, but that's messed up.

The weird part is that I wasn't drinking milk at the time.