This is my friend... we'll call him "Josh." If Josh had the body of the girl on that poster because he was a girl we would still be friends, but it would be one of those awkward friendships because I would secretly be in love with him... I mean her, crap, why didn't I just hit delete and fix it to him... I mean her, crap. If only I could gather the courage to confess my love to Josh as a girl, crap... I mean as a guy... no wait I think I screwed that one up.

remember That One time ? or !

The exclaimation mark sucks! I hate it and I hate everyone who uses it. But here comes the (very) weird part... Those first two sentences are UNRELATED. I think that the band that is called They Might Be Giants said it best when they said it best. They said, "I was thinking of an unrelated thing." Actually, looking back, I think I said it best when I said, "I hate it and I hate everyone."
Who uses it!

or Treat, Trick

Yeah, so I really hate it when I begin my sentences with yeah. That's why I did not begin that last sentence with a yeah.

Yeah, so my brother is here today so I am going to leave now, without really typing anything of sub stance.

As I said before, there is nothing funny about this picture, and we are not going to talk about it.

What's round on the sides and high in the middle?

Ohigho.

On originality or on origins of origami

Okay, on one occasion our only other option ostensibly omitted oregano over onions operating outside overt orbit of otherworldly objects. So we used wild marjoram instead, which is another word for a member of the vervain family.

Abadee abadee abadee that's it.

This is only a joke

Knock knock...

What are you looking at?

this blog intentionally left blank

I am obviously in love with myself

Wow, I have a blog that no one will read, except me.

If you are reading this, and you are not me, then go away, you are not welcome in this relationship, and you are making me nervous.

P.S. I am really a neat guy. You should get to know me so that you will know the coolest guy ever. I'm crazy buff too, and athletic, and I have a great personality, and everyone likes me except for stupid people that nobody likes. Like you... if you don't like me. Also I am super humble.

How many do you want, you friggin misanthrope is a long word?

So one time I was listening to Cake, and eating it too, and then that never really happened but I thought it would be funny to lie, and now I know that it is never funny to lie. Get it?

Oh yeah, cows... they really are not that funny either, so there will be no further lies or mention of cows from this... from that point on.

Okay, Love Ya' Bye!