This is my friend... we'll call him "Josh." If Josh had the body of the girl on that poster because he was a girl we would still be friends, but it would be one of those awkward friendships because I would secretly be in love with him... I mean her, crap, why didn't I just hit delete and fix it to him... I mean her, crap. If only I could gather the courage to confess my love to Josh as a girl, crap... I mean as a guy... no wait I think I screwed that one up.