Wednesday, January 12, 2005

the Moment for you've all been waiting about

Furthermore, my finals pretty much were unto me as baby wipes are unto a thoughtful mother with a recently poop-ed baby: they have no say regarding the manner in which they are to be used.

"I believe it was Saint Augustine who put it best." - Two Guns

"He who quotes himself often is often himself quoted." - anonymous

"That wasn't funny." - Loser24

Well, basically, as you can by now well see, I have nothing to say at the moment, but hopefully this entry will stop the steady stream of emails I have been deleteing [which were] demanding another one of these things that I am doing right now. (let me know how that last one goes over, I think I might be trying too hard, that is, not trying hard enough)

And in conclusion, however, I am done for now.

2 comments:

Saint K said...

boy were you right, "I think I might be trying too hard." Some of my best material comes from when I was a young boy. I had taken the summer off to do some farm work as a Dentist when Nessie the Cow said to me, astonished, "Damn you, you little nigger boy, I'll have no more pulling of my teeth!" Thinking that she had said "teets" (growing up, Nessie the Cow was tirelessly antagonized about her strong lisp), I ornererly took a scythe to her 4 (four) large nipples and proceeded to "mash real high on the tiny strings" if you will. After every last drop off milk was drained from her organic "bosom-by-the-riches," and after about 40 (four) OREO (c) Cookie Sandwiches, She wiped the chocolate crumbs from her lips and said "Damn you, you little nigger boy, I'll have no more pulling of my teeth!" Moral of the story: Look both ways before you cross the street.

Saint K said...

and most likely, this a-maze-thing long URL (not the coolest) address.com will lead you to the aspercreme that cows also have a fig. 28.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.merriam-webster.com/mw/art/cow.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.merriam-webster.com/mw/art/cow.htm&h=379&w=537&sz=42&tbnid=0qCq8dUXJIUJ:&tbnh=91&tbnw=128&start=12&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcow%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D