They say you can only kill a werewolf with a silver bullet, but that’s ridiculous. If you shot one with say, 28,000 bullets of the non-silver variety, wouldn’t a werewolf at least bleed to death? Has anyone ever tried explosives on a werewolf? I mean, have explosives really been ruled out? How about poison? If you locked up a werewolf without food or water for a year, wouldn’t it starve to death at some point? Couldn’t you strangle a werewolf? Couldn’t you cut off a werewolf’s head?
It’s one thing to have a weakness against silver bullets—that I can believe—but to be otherwise invincible is absolutely preposterous. If a meteor the size of Vermont collided with Earth on the night of a full moon and happened to land directly on a werewolf, am I really expected to believe that the werewolf would swim up out of the magma-filled crater and die only the next morning when it transformed back into a human and choked to death on the ashes of a dead world? Come on, let’s get serious.
4 comments:
More Like, You're Full of Its by moving some letters around and adding an "h". Besides, if I ever "chocked" to death, it would be from boredom.
Jerk.
P.S. Woof.
If by "guy who is a werewolf" you mean, "guy who doesn't know that punctuation goes inside the quotation marks," then I guess I can see where you're coming from. Plus your joke doesn't make sense anymore. I don't know what that equals.
Glad I could be of help.
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