Good thing I ate a fortune cookie this morning.
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Recommended Reading, List
My name isn't Dan Liebert, so I didn't write this.
Read it. Learn to laugh again. Be melodramatic. Stop telling people what to do.
Read it. Learn to laugh again. Be melodramatic. Stop telling people what to do.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Thirteenth Part of a Twenty-Six Part Series
Part Fourteen*:
M
"M" stands for malaise, which means "a vague feeling of physical discomfort or of uneasiness." Sadly, it could be mistaken for either "Malaise," which means "someone who struggles to group words into sentences" or "magaise," which means "an ironic thing to call someone who insists on calling other people 'gay' even when unprovoked." To avoid confusion, it is best not to write in a public forum if your name is Malaise or if you are magaise.
*knock on wood
M
"M" stands for malaise, which means "a vague feeling of physical discomfort or of uneasiness." Sadly, it could be mistaken for either "Malaise," which means "someone who struggles to group words into sentences" or "magaise," which means "an ironic thing to call someone who insists on calling other people 'gay' even when unprovoked." To avoid confusion, it is best not to write in a public forum if your name is Malaise or if you are magaise.
*knock on wood
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Sweeps
1 entry found.
Main entry: sweeps
pl. n.
Not short for "sweepstakes."< if your name is Chetan, don't email me about "this sweeps where you can win something awesome," because " sweeps " is not short for "sweepstakes.">
Main entry: sweeps
pl. n.
Not short for "sweepstakes."
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