Part Twelve*:
L
"L" stands for "l," which means "the 12th letter of the English alphabet." However, it could be confused with "I," which means "the ninth letter of the English alphabet." To avoid confusion, it is best not to start sentences with words like "illicit" or "illadvised." The word "Illinois" should be avoided whenever possible and can be substituted with "Land of Lincoln" in most contexts.
*Twelve, as defined by Webster's New World Dictionary, means "two more than ten." The word "ten" is defined as "one more than nine."
11 comments:
*Two-Guns = more than one gun, not enough to be three, and a little less than stupid.
Seriously, were you giggling when you posted that?
Only in anticipation that you would be as you read it...and looked in the mirror.
Do you have to ask for permission before you go online?
Act like an adult.
Use ellipses correctly.
Use comedic timing correctly. Moron.
Act like an adult. Malaise.
Be original. Two-Guns.
Contextualize. Mal-Aise.
I think you should get on with your life.
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