Sunday, December 23, 2007

Twelfth Part of a Twenty-Six Part Series

Part Twelve*:

L

"L" stands for "l," which means "the 12th letter of the English alphabet." However, it could be confused with "I," which means "the ninth letter of the English alphabet." To avoid confusion, it is best not to start sentences with words like "illicit" or "illadvised." The word "Illinois" should be avoided whenever possible and can be substituted with "Land of Lincoln" in most contexts.

*Twelve, as defined by Webster's New World Dictionary, means "two more than ten." The word "ten" is defined as "one more than nine."

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

*Two-Guns = more than one gun, not enough to be three, and a little less than stupid.

Two Guns said...

Seriously, were you giggling when you posted that?

Anonymous said...

Only in anticipation that you would be as you read it...and looked in the mirror.

Two Guns said...

Do you have to ask for permission before you go online?

Anonymous said...

Act like an adult.

Two Guns said...

Use ellipses correctly.

Anonymous said...

Use comedic timing correctly. Moron.

Two Guns said...

Act like an adult. Malaise.

Anonymous said...

Be original. Two-Guns.

Two Guns said...

Contextualize. Mal-Aise.

Anonymous said...

I think you should get on with your life.