Thursday, February 07, 2008

If Irritation Persists...

I bought a can of dust remover spray at RadioShack today. The guy who rang me up had to ask for my date of birth. You have to be over 18 to purchase dust remover spray. He'd have to ask me even if I looked 60. Company policy.

That's a good policy—limiting the purchase of dust remover spray to adults and dishonest minors with a working knowledge of the Gregorian calendar system and first-grade arithmetic.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The power to remove dust must not be taken lightly. If not used responsibly, who knows what one might be able to remove.

Piss me off.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, dust remover spray is like one of the most important technologies of our generation. Not to mention that we have seen people land on the moon, and space stations...we should be thanksul that they only allow us over 18-ers to wield such incredible power. :-)

Two Guns said...

Almost. :-)