Sunday, November 09, 2008

Oh Hey Hole in the Crotch of My Jeans

Oh, hey hole in the crotch of my jeans, when did you get here?

Were you planning to say hello, or were you just gonna see how long it took me to notice?

Uh huh, and how long did it take?

For a lot of reasons, hole. Just tell me.

Well I thought I'd hear you coming, for one thing. Does anyone else know you're here?

How is that a weird question?

Okay, okay, forget it. So... was there something you needed or...?

Well, yeah sure, but I've got to go get a new pair of jeans, so you'll have to come along.

Seriously, hole, how long have you been here?

Okay, fine, forget it.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

who were you talking to in this conversation? It does seem awkward but at the same time just odd.

championvinyl said...

UA,

You are not a very good troll. FYI.

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TG,

Do you still want that bluegrey sweatshirt? I snagged it from my old foreclosed-upon house, just in case.

Anonymous said...

ua,
please dont make fun of my name. i really believe it. also, i do not think that u are a trol..

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cv,
i do not think that ua is a troll even though he might be. why would he be a troll


tg,
you should take the bluegray sweat shirt because it might be long enough to cover your hole in the pants just fyi

Two Guns said...

Yes, Champ, I still want that BGS.

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