Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Speaking of Being Bored

Yes, indeed, that is what I am doing... in one form or another. No... just in one form. This will be my fourth blog contribution of the night, so I believe that I am officially bored out of my mind. If I was a genious I would probably have cut my ear off by now. if I was ingenious I would have found something to do. I am neither, er... neither, no... I think I got it right the first time. You say tomato, I say tomato... eh? I guess that song doesn't translate well into print. What we need is a pronounciation key, or some popcorn chicken. Mmmm... free-flow stream of conciousness writing... and poor punctuation, and alliteration... and grammar puns... yeah, as I was saying. I believe it was Homestar Runner who first posed the question: is there ice cream yet?

9 comments:

Oh great One said...

Hey Two Guns! I enjoyed your addition to my story today. Very clever of you to remember Rayheem!

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loren said...

I know what you mean about being bored, there's a time to log off the internet and read a good book. I also agree with missing Gary Larson.

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Two Guns said...

I have never felt more played in my life. What is all this crap? Advertisements for wedding photos, porn, cholesterol crap, insurance... unacceptable. Again with the Homestar quote, BELETED!

Anonymous said...

I think it was me who said it best when I said "it best." THAT is the question. And if you cut your ear off by now, you would not have been a genious, but you would have been a peniousClick Hereto see a guy who thinks that it's ok to rhyme genious with penis, and otherwise change it's spelling to "penious" and also to see one (myself) who does not agree....7 months later.

Anonymous said...

Except the place you want to go is here, not that other place. Isn't funny how a little screw-up can ruin an entire joke? Damn perfect squares!

Anonymous said...

BTW, Oh grated one, you're NOT allowed to comment on This guy is always right's blog unless your comment is directly related to the blog you're commenting on. I've had enough of that, and I'm putting my foot down. Thanks not VERY MUCH for you un-help.