Monday, June 05, 2006

The "Easy" Button

So, there I was sitting in an office chair, starring at a computer screen, hoping the phone wouldn't ring, when I noticed the easy button lying on the desk. I'd seen the commercials before, and, oh crap, the phone is ringing.

8 comments:

Saint K said...

This is not funny. Call me, we'll discuss.

Two Guns said...

Office work isn't funny. Thanks for noticing.

Saint K said...

Let me rephrase that: YOU're not funny.

Two Guns said...

Thanks, and while you're at it, why don't you rephrase your face, 'cause you're ugly. Yeah.

Saint K said...

Your parents adopted you.

Two Guns said...

I almost said something very aweful. Be grateful that I have a conscience.

Anonymous said...

does your conscience come with spell check or did you almost say something with awe?

Two Guns said...

Does your comment come with capital letters at the beginning of sentences or did you almost... DANGIT SHUT UP!