I recently switched my laundry from the washer to the dryer. Upon making the switch, I was happy to note that no socks were missing but less pleased to discover that I was in receipt of one (1) additional two-inch long grasshopper thigh and lower leg, intact with knee, for a grand total of one (1) grasshopper leg.
As usual, I hope I don't have a five-legged grasshopper in my underpants.
3 comments:
f*** grasshoppers, man.
That was well received.
Indeed.
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