Wednesday, February 14, 2007

A Valentine's Message from Dave Barry

"The discovery that the Valentine heart resembles the prostate gland and not the human heart has MAJOR implications, and not just for people who play bridge (I bid three prostates). It also means that there are thousands, perhaps millions, of hairy men walking around with the word 'Mom' tattooed on a picture of a prostate gland."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

word

lacey said...

wow, that's unfortunate ... do you think you could turn this tragic discovery into a news story?