"That girl who takes your order, she can be pretty scary."
"She seemed nice to me."
"Yeah, okay maybe she does on the phone, but I'll tell you this, she's covered from the top of her head to the bottom of her feet in tattoos. When you get there you'll see what I mean."
"Oh, well, I was just gonna have them deliver. Where are they located?"
"Uhh... I've only seen the ones that are exposed."
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I hate when someboys think my tattoos are scary. Piss me off.
Impostor. You never get your own jokes.
The truth of the matter is that we are more afraid of you than you are of us. Much like the raccoon, we only try to look scary because we are scared ourselves. People do not realize this, and as a result we are left to the elements of uncovered flesh. Please, be considerate and cover us up. Thank you.
Don't.
You broke our agreement.
Yeah, I'm really hurt, but I didn't think I belonged to anyone in particular.
stop
Thanks.
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