Agreed. The worst part is the pee. However, some properties of the pee make or break the act of peeing on yourself altogether. For instance, asparagus last night? You will be disappointed. Too much liquor? Bring a book. Not enough water? Tide stick. Hiding under a dock in freezing cold water waiting for your next victim? You just bought yourself at least 30-40 more seconds. Good call, creepy guy.
But isn't it kinda the best part? Or maybe the heat from the pee is the best. I mean the chemical composition of the pee is definitely not the best, but that warming-wet sensation isn't particularly bad, it's kinda nice.
Unless Anonymous is your given name, you cannot embarrass yourself. However, if Anonymous is indeed your name, you really ought to give up writing altogether since you're doomed to never be recognized for your work.
You seem hesitant to admit that you don't know what diapers are for, so I'll spell it out. Diapers limit you to accidentally peeing on yourself. In a world without carpets, we probably wouldn't have diapers.
Please don't ever string the words "thus my being able to" together on my blog again.
I am older than you, thus my being able to ignore your obvious attempt at a canned laugh for your younger readers who will think it is funny to make jokes at an older person who wears diapers. How's that for anonymous you jerk.
Second: I never thought this post would strike a chord.
And in conclusion: seriously, enough with the "thus my being able to." Anonymous or not, it makes you sound like a stupid old hag who more than likely reeks of piss.
You should learn to speak to people much more appropriately on your blog, thus your being able to increase your readers and maybe have a blog of some real significance.
And Malaise should learn how to manage his/her emotions to ones that actually exist.
this is ridiculous. Obviously "Anonymous" has no clue about These things because peeing yourself is something that only happens to old fogies that have "potty" problems ("so-to-speak" and) that means they can't hold it in. Give me a break.
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I want to see some hard data on this.
Nine out of ten dentists agree.
Two words: Adult diapers
You've missed the point entirely.
Agreed. The worst part is the pee. However, some properties of the pee make or break the act of peeing on yourself altogether. For instance, asparagus last night? You will be disappointed. Too much liquor? Bring a book. Not enough water? Tide stick. Hiding under a dock in freezing cold water waiting for your next victim? You just bought yourself at least 30-40 more seconds. Good call, creepy guy.
But isn't it kinda the best part? Or maybe the heat from the pee is the best. I mean the chemical composition of the pee is definitely not the best, but that warming-wet sensation isn't particularly bad, it's kinda nice.
we girls don't have that problem,we don't pee on ourselves.
SN: That may be true in the swimming pool, but not so much when it's just a few drops running down your leg.
A: Give it forty years. You'll come around.
Two words: Adult diapers
What is it exactly that you think diapers do?
Ok, i'd weigh in on this, but i would embarrass myself.
And I would reveal that I am old enough to wear adult diapers, thus my being able to speak directly to their function.
Dear mysterious old woman,
A few points, if I may.
Unless Anonymous is your given name, you cannot embarrass yourself. However, if Anonymous is indeed your name, you really ought to give up writing altogether since you're doomed to never be recognized for your work.
You seem hesitant to admit that you don't know what diapers are for, so I'll spell it out. Diapers limit you to accidentally peeing on yourself. In a world without carpets, we probably wouldn't have diapers.
Please don't ever string the words "thus my being able to" together on my blog again.
Thank you for your time and continued readership.
I am older than you, thus my being able to ignore your obvious attempt at a canned laugh for your younger readers who will think it is funny to make jokes at an older person who wears diapers. How's that for anonymous you jerk.
First of all: wow, stalk much?
Second: I never thought this post would strike a chord.
And in conclusion: seriously, enough with the "thus my being able to." Anonymous or not, it makes you sound like a stupid old hag who more than likely reeks of piss.
Drama, drama, drama. What is happening to TCA?
You cut deep, Champ, you cut deep.
I'm astonshied.
You should learn to speak to people much more appropriately on your blog, thus your being able to increase your readers and maybe have a blog of some real significance.
And Malaise should learn how to manage his/her emotions to ones that actually exist.
We should meet.
Holy Shied.
I think you should be nicer to old people who wear adult diapers they can't help it.
this is ridiculous. Obviously "Anonymous" has no clue about These things because peeing yourself is something that only happens to old fogies that have "potty" problems ("so-to-speak" and) that means they can't hold it in. Give me a break.
Pure entertainment this is, "so-to-speak."
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