Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentine's Day from the Oxford Essential Quotations Dictionary

Love is the fart
Of every heart:
It pains a man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.

- John Suckling

3 comments:

Two Guns said...

Love is the fart
Of every heart:
It pains a man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.

- John Suckling

Saint K said...

funniest response ever. the end. of anaid's...whatever you call it when you're not cool ever again.

Saint K said...

ladies and gentlemen, this is exactly why two guns says and does whatever he wants.

twoguns is like The Customer
He is ALWAYS right.