Tuesday, December 04, 2007

What I Saw at the Mall Today


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

double you tee eff?

Two Guns said...

I doubt that very much.

Anonymous said...

I don't like you. Go comment on someone else's blog.

Two Guns said...

Close, but it's "I'll go comment..."

Anonymous said...

"Close, but it's 'I'll go comment...'"

Gay.

Two Guns said...

No, comebacks are only for when you haven't just been owned.

Anonymous said...

Actually...comebacks are for when you think you need to reaffirm yourself to the other person putting you down. I wasn't coming back; I was just saying that you're sorta gay.

Two Guns said...

Oh, I guess I just assumed that you were using "gay" in a derogatory manner. For a while there, I thought you were unaware of your own savage defeat at the conclusion of our previous exchange.

It will help us to understand one another more clearly if you kindly refrain from changing the subject so abruptly in the future.

Incidentally, stunning use of the semicolon.

Anonymous said...

Are you done with the monologue?