We have finished The Phantom Menace and are now watching The Clone Wars.
"So this is when you're invited back to the restaurant and everyone's starting to feel indigestion." - Garret
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When Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace came out in 1999, I was excited because Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace hadn't come out yet, and therefore I hadn't seen it yet, and therefore I was excited. I bought my ticket days in advance, left school early to wait in line and guarantee a good seat at the midnight showing, and gladly paid eight dollars for my 64-oz. commemorative cup. I finished my 64 ounces of Root Beer before the movie started, and I noticed that I needed to pee right about the time Jar Jar decided to do a triple flip into shallow water (right about the time I was getting worried about Jar Jar).
Fun fact brought to you by metric-conversions.org: Sixty-four fluid ounces is 1,892,705.92 milliliters.
I usually watch the credits after movies, but as soon as the closing music started I jumped over the railing behind the handicapped section, ran to the bathroom and peed for about 3 minutes.
The next day I saw the movie again (in a state of denial that lasted about a year), bought another commemorative cup, and did the exact same thing.
Today I look forward to bathroom breaks as a legitimate excuse to leave the room and shut the door.
3 comments:
I saw Phantom Menace 7 times in the movie theater. It never got any better.
Wow. I was somewhere in the 3-4 times range.
You are both an embarrassment.
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