Thursday, January 15, 2009

Concerning Jar Jar, by Garret and Kevin

G: "They've been trying to redeem Jar Jar in the Clone Wars, but he's still Jar Jar. It's like you went to a restaurant, and after you ate, you had explosive diarrhea, and you were vomiting uncontrollably, like... you were vomiting more than you had eaten..."

K: "Like your stomach had traveled into the future and consumed food you hadn't even eaten yet."

G: "Exactly. And then the restaurant invited you back, and they were all, 'don't worry, the food is the same, but that won't happen again.'"

3 comments:

Two Guns said...

You can't say "what?" to something that's written.

Anonymous said...

My bad. I'm not familiar with the blogosphere.

What I was trying to communicate was: "This didn't make any sense to me."

Two Guns said...

Oh. Watching Jar Jar onscreen is like having diarrhea in real life.