Saturday, September 17, 2005

Fifth Part of a Twenty-Six Part Series

Part Five*:

E

"E" stands for Erstwhile, which means "formerly" or "former." However, it sounds a lot like "burst whale," which means "to suddenly and violently vent a large, warm-blooded sea mammal." Therefore, to prevent an unnecessary mess, it is best to just say "formerly," or "former," respectively.

*nevermind, it wasn't that important anyway

3 comments:

Do you remember when I said...

Exccccelent... My plan is working perrrfectly... ... ...huh!?! ... (silence)... ONLY SHADOWS IN THE DARK... ....

Oh great One said...

Why thank you. What a great public service you are doing here Two Guns!

James said...

Bravo. Although that starts with B.

Thanks for your comment. I just noticed it today.