Sunday, October 15, 2006

My Roommate Is the Master of Metaphors... Metaphors Disguised as Similes

"Dub, get a load of this carrot."
"Whoa. It's like, a mini carrot."
"A baby carrot, perhaps?"
"No, it's more like a... like a, Shetland carrot."

4 comments:

Saint K said...

Please re-title this post

"My roommate is the master of metaphors"

Anonymous said...

This is fantastic. Please congratulate Dub for me on that comparative language.

Kinda messes up that saying/concept about the carrot dangling in front of the horse, though. In a what-came-first-the-chicken-or-the-egg kind of way, but not.

Saint K said...

I shall simply restate a former conclusion that was drawn by myself in the positive form:

"kb is...the most influential thinker of the 21st and maybe the 23rd century(ies)."

The End.

Saint K said...

blog?