Three interesting things to note: 1). "Gate may move...without prior warning" 2). "Do not let children operate the gate" 3). "Pedestrians must use separate entrance"
Conclusion: This gate is an animate object created with the purpose of killing all that pass through it unless it is operated by a child. Also noteworthy is the presumable fact that this gate is capable of jarring a person loose from their car while they are listening to The Village People and crushing them between itself and a rebellious "This End Up" box. I draw the latter conclusion on the basis that all pedrestians apparently "use (a) separate entrance".
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Three interesting things to note:
1). "Gate may move...without prior warning"
2). "Do not let children operate the gate"
3). "Pedestrians must use separate entrance"
Conclusion:
This gate is an animate object created with the purpose of killing all that pass through it unless it is operated by a child. Also noteworthy is the presumable fact that this gate is capable of jarring a person loose from their car while they are listening to The Village People and crushing them between itself and a rebellious "This End Up" box. I draw the latter conclusion on the basis that all pedrestians apparently "use (a) separate entrance".
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We've lost focus.
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